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Created on 2003-04-06 08:36:47 (#988603), last updated 2003-05-31
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Basic Info| Name: | Mr Jones |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-02 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
| Website: | FakeDIY |
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chris_8008@hotmail.com BioBorn Christopher Michael Jones in the hussle and bussle of London's East End, Chris's rise to stardom was somewhat amazing given his tough upbringing....
Aged 4: Chris is sold into slavery by his mother to feed her crack habbit. He begins working for Grimm & Sons making boxes.
Aged 8: Chris escapes Grimm & Sons taking with him the delux 100 cardboard box model to sleep rough in. He would eventually exchange the box for a banjo that a tramp had found in a skip.
Aged 9: After 6 months self practice, Chris begins busking in the street with his trusty banjo playing George Formby's greatest hits. With the money he makes he saves a shilling a day. The rest goes on chomp bars cans of TAB clear.
Aged 11: Chris buys his first guitar. He begins to make quite a name for himself as a homeless entertainer with a cheeky smile.
Aged 13: Chris is befriended by a local business man who would pass him everyday on his way to work. He takes Chris in and acts as the loving father figure he never had, but always dreamed of.
Aged 14: Chris finds love in a pay per view channel. Realises it's a one way relationship.
Aged 16: Chris forms a band originally called 'Gutted' but they later become 'Busted'. Chris leaves after an argument with fellow band member Charlie over who used the last of the hair dye. He never hears of them again.
Aged 17: Chris works on solo projects and sends out his demos. He is rejected. One reply calls him "really really shit". He continues regardless.
Aged 18: Success! Although not how he would have liked, Chris joins a boyband marketed as the 'new Boyzone' only from London. Chris is picked on his likeness to Ronan Keating only with a loveable cockney accent. They make generic pop hits.
Aded 20: The band are an instant hit and tour the world before the public turn against them after publically attacking man with one leg in a pub brawl. Chris retires to his new home in Kent and begins writing. His utterings are random and often do not make sense to anyone but himself. You will find a selection of such work here - enter with caution.
Aged 4: Chris is sold into slavery by his mother to feed her crack habbit. He begins working for Grimm & Sons making boxes.
Aged 8: Chris escapes Grimm & Sons taking with him the delux 100 cardboard box model to sleep rough in. He would eventually exchange the box for a banjo that a tramp had found in a skip.
Aged 9: After 6 months self practice, Chris begins busking in the street with his trusty banjo playing George Formby's greatest hits. With the money he makes he saves a shilling a day. The rest goes on chomp bars cans of TAB clear.
Aged 11: Chris buys his first guitar. He begins to make quite a name for himself as a homeless entertainer with a cheeky smile.
Aged 13: Chris is befriended by a local business man who would pass him everyday on his way to work. He takes Chris in and acts as the loving father figure he never had, but always dreamed of.
Aged 14: Chris finds love in a pay per view channel. Realises it's a one way relationship.
Aged 16: Chris forms a band originally called 'Gutted' but they later become 'Busted'. Chris leaves after an argument with fellow band member Charlie over who used the last of the hair dye. He never hears of them again.
Aged 17: Chris works on solo projects and sends out his demos. He is rejected. One reply calls him "really really shit". He continues regardless.
Aged 18: Success! Although not how he would have liked, Chris joins a boyband marketed as the 'new Boyzone' only from London. Chris is picked on his likeness to Ronan Keating only with a loveable cockney accent. They make generic pop hits.
Aded 20: The band are an instant hit and tour the world before the public turn against them after publically attacking man with one leg in a pub brawl. Chris retires to his new home in Kent and begins writing. His utterings are random and often do not make sense to anyone but himself. You will find a selection of such work here - enter with caution.
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